I can smile and smile whilst I murder

Dan Pope
December 20, 2024

Saturdays, out of all the days, are my murder days
the days I smile whilst I murder

It was a nightmare walking to the murder scene
Lost, at night, in the streets and streets and streets
Until I arrived at Mare Street Market

Crossing Kings Cross Station
Past Ruffian Ragamuffins
Ragging and Roughing and Mucking about

the biting-screaming December wind blasted,
face fucking flabbergasted

Walked inside radiating Radiator on my mind
she radiated from a-far
Near the bar
Ordered a jar

Murder with a smile was Smash N’ Grab jobby
Probably do it it in the lobby
Don’t call the old bobby

When I saw it, I said said to it
Please Please Me

My wet eyes shined like pools of wet demonic hell
I picked up the knife
Swung
it behind my head

STRUCK

As I sliced through the beast
nice and neat
yummy meat

Suddenly, replete with fear and anger
rolled across my face
I realised I was in the wrong place

Head pool of livid,
I marched to Liverpool Street Station

Walking past wanna-be rappers
Mums with wrapping paper

Wrapping my head round it
Ahhhh thats’ when I found it.

Smash n Grab jobby.
I can smile and smile whilst I murder

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