it's Bank Holiday Friday - don't read this email

Bonjornoooooo Legends!!

Hope you’re knees-deep in your bank holiday FriYAAAYYYYY (hehehehe) (mWAAHHH)

Getting lovely and nice and merrily fucking sloshed wherever thou orbit.

I spent a while writing this week’s newsletter.

Then, like a FLASH of L-I_GH_TNINGGGGGG

I realised the square root of absolutely fuck all would actually read it.

I’m not working this weekend.

Fuck that.

Nay, thank you.

I’m going to an E-aster Egg Hunt Rave in Bognor Regis

(can’t wait to stop at the services on the way down hehehe)

But, if you are SO kind to be reading this.

I ask one SMALL yet SIGNIFICANT favour pretty-pretty-please.

If you enjoy the poddy or get a smidge of value from the poddy,

Please may you give us a 5* Rating. Would really help me out x

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JAH BLESS

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